Translation is as follows:

Girl: Manu, put it on, I can’t wait
Man: Wait, I don’t know…. shit, wait a moment…
Girl: I think you are doing it in the wrong way
Man: What the fuck, it goes like I am doing it
Girl: Manu, stop, let me do it…… God, this is imposible: MOOOMM!
Mom: What happen?
Girl: Mom, Manu can’t put on the condom look..
Mom: Jumm, I can’t see without glasses, this things are better for your dad… JAVIERRRRR!

Dad arrives

Mom: Take this, help the child to get his condom on
Dad: I was watching the game… Let me see

Screaming and all that

Dad: Holy shit, I messed up the condom
Girl: It was the last one
Dad: Take it easy, your uncle is watching the game too, and he has a lot of condoms
Uncle: What happens?
Dad: Come on, give a condom to the kids
Uncle: Of course, how do you want it, with flavor…

The look at the man..

Uncle: And where do you want me to put it on
Girl: Call me when you are hot… What is the game score???